Who does he think he is?!

Repost: Oct 5, 2006

Current mood:aggravated

I know the title makes this sound like a relationship type of blog...in a way...it sort of is.
But most importantly, this is a life situation. People been pulling this type of shit since the beginning of time most likely.

Three years ago I met you. Thought you were cool, nothing extraordinary but most likely a stand up kind of guy. My boss thought so too. That's why she set me up with you. Now I was not that excited about the fact that she did that-being that I am the type of woman who can pull her own men...yeah I said it...I am fly and I love me some Erica...you should love yourselves, too ladies.
So back to you, dude....
It was cool as always in the beginning...then things started happening and shit was not adding up right...and you know the type of chick I am...when shit don't look right or sound right-I get ghost real quick.
I don't care if you had issues, if you were seeing someone else - I don't care if you were just plan out crazy. It's all irrelevant to me. I was gone.
You said I was too good for you. I was going places quicker than you. I thought a king wanted ambition in a potential queen. But I get it. You were saying that I was was a queen and yet you were a pauper...you thought you were beneath me.
Well, after you said that...I agreed with you. If you don't believe in yourself then why should I? I just agreed with you...
But now that you had the audacity to pull some shit like this...I know this to be true...I AM TOO GOOD FOR YOU AND YOU ARE INDEED BENEATH ME!
These were your words and I quote your e-mail verbatim:

i dont want you to mad about this, but i have been thing about you. i would like to take off all you clothes and make love with you one time if that can be done. i no its wrong but thats what i want. hit me up sometime on (number was excluded) i hope your not mad with me.
Now, folks...I am not even going to get on the fact that there were many typos in his e-mail...but let's get to the basics of this situation...
Me and you, we were so primitive....only lasted for a few months...it did not take that long before I realized that something about you was just not right and I simply don't have time to figure it out being the queen that I am.
Suitors will come and go...so months after we went our separate ways...there you were still calling me and I could care less. Then just when I thought you had disappeared from my life...here come some other bullshit you laying on me.
So you hooked up with a crazy chick....told her I was your competition and told her all these wonderful things about me and all sorts of information...she saw a job opening where my mother works and got the job too...Now I am not some drama queen...I'm a water person but you have straight gotten me involved in some talk show shit...
Finally she moved on but the thought of me stealing you still lurks in her mind - thanks to you. You two are married now with a new baby....
Ha, so why in the hell did you think that I would be flattered by some e-mail spitting crap like that? You know that I love myself too much to be involved with some married man...some sick married man at that...
What the hell?! You think that I don't deserve my own man, unattached?! Do you think I can't get my own? Fool, please, even if I was to allow you there...you wouldn't even know what to do with it.
I wouldn't want you even if you were a free idiot...Who in the hell do you think you are and most importantly...WHO DO YOU THINK I AM?!
Need I remind him again, folks?
By the way, this is a true story.